June 2013
16 posts
“You fight like a girl.”
I’m sorry
I didn’t
realise
that
was
a
bad
thing
Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.
yeah
so sorry
i can’t hear you
over the sound
of me crushing my enemies
This list
was looking
a little
white
so here you go
watch tha
bodies hit
tha floor
this is the best post on tumblr, hands down
This list was looking a little too fictional here is
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Joan of Arc
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Boudicca
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Lyudmila Pavlichenko (credited with 309 kills as a sniper in WWII)
1. Dan Savage hates trans people and uses transphobic slurs.
“Children have a right to some stability and constancy from the adults in their lives. Perhaps I’m a transphobic bigot, but I honestly think waiting a measly 36 months to cut your dick is a sacrifice any father…
These thing really truly deeply upset me.
okay but can you imagine vulcan fangirls
‘this show makes me emotionally compromised’
‘your hypothesized romantic relationship between those two characters is illogical’
‘i seem to have misplaced the ability to perform basic tasks’
Shame on you, GoT editors, for not one-upping your “wildly inappropriate ending credits music” thing
May 2013
53 posts
in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her
so i just found a thing
?
is that even-?
okay that’s not
???
is that even legal
- SHE IS A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD HOSTAGE OF THE THRONE
- SHE HAS BEEN FORCED TO MARRY INTO THE FAMILY WHO HAD HER FATHER KILLED.
- A LANNISTER HAS HAD HER PUBLICLY BEATEN AND HUMILIATED AND THREATENED TO HAVE HIS PERSONAL GUARD PIN HER DOWN WHILE HE RAPED HER.
- IF SHE HAD BEEN AT HOME AT WINTERFELL,…
Exactly
Basic plot of every Star Trek episode:
Kirk: I’m gonna go do the thing
Spock: It is illogical to go do the thing
McCoy: Goddammit Spock stop being so—
Spock: *insert sass here*
McCoy: *insert more sass here*
Kirk: *goes and does the thing*
Spock and McCoy: *still sassin around*
Chekov: *explains how sass was invented in Russia*
Sulu: *sass engaged at warp speed*
Scotty: THE SHIP CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE SASS CAPTAIN.
Scott Shepherd hit my friend.
A successful actress with a career to protect, she’s been counseled not to speak about it publicly and I respect her decision. I have no such concerns.
Scott Shepherd hit my friend - his long time, on again, off again girlfriend. He is a black belt in Tae…
should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo
im looking at you Sherlock fandom.
here we come
bring the crack au’s
supernatural fandom you’re up next guys
And now, The Doctor Who Fandom
Dude. Now I’m scared.
I feel all awesome for recognizing the Pas de Quatre from Swan Lake.
I accidentally started playing “It’s Time,” in two different tabs and it basically sounded like this.
I seriously love this it is probably my favorite thing on all the tumblrs.
Thank you all for following me and being so lovely and fluffy!
I’m giving away little prints! To enter reblog this before the 7th of June.
Information
-They are printed on photo paper and each one is 3 inches wide
-There will be 20 winners (at least)
-I will post worldwide.
-I’ll be randomly putting them into envelopes so you won’t get to choose, sorry.
-You have to be following me
-You have to be okay with me putting your URL in a winners-post later.<3
does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?
Start with hello its more professional then hey or hi. You don’t have to put there names but if you do refer to them as “professor whatever” or “mr./ms. whatever”. Refer to them by the appropriate title.
At the end of the e-mail “Best Wishes” or “Best Regards” they are respectful with out being too formal.
This of course is only some suggestions and if you are close to the teacher or know that they don’t care too much about formality then feel free to write the email however you like.














































